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u'Hi, I\'m Thor, founder of Guardians of Asceticism.

\u25cb What is Guardians of Asceticism? Well, for just one percent tax rate we provide high quality killmails - right to your door. YEAH, one percent! Are the killmails any good? No...
- Our killmails are F**KING GREAT!
*** Fiery Explosions ***

\u25cb Each killmail comes with two beers and priceless tears to fuel your ships. It\'s so convenient a carebear could do it. And do you like PLEXing twenty bucks a month for brand-name faction ships? Most is lost to noob mistakes - we\'re good at mining, NOT.

\u25cb Do you really think your ship needs faction, deadspace or even officer modules to be effective? Back in the day our handsome-ass bittervets used T1 frigates... and 5 MWDs. - Looking good Vorlong!

\u25cb Stop paying for ship tech you don\'t need - and stop forgetting to update your clones every month or Vasquez and I will f**king kill you.

\u25cb Now we\'re not only providing good fights, we\'re also teaching our members:
- Vasquez, what were you doing last month?
- Not killing.
- What are you doing now?
- Killing.
I\'m no Chribba, but this corp makes ISK.

\u25cb So stop failing at PVP every month and start deciding where you\'re gonna be stacking all those killmails we\'re gonna get you - we are Guardians of Asceticism, and the fleet OP is on.

\u266b We know karate, we know some grid-fu
We\'re flying like gangstas when we coming to see you... \u266b

GOA Themesong'